Mirror: Hey man looking sexy
Camera: What is this creature
(Source: im-cool-like-that, via strawberrystardust)
girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what
(Source: laughoutloudrightnow, via one-millionpieces)
well she didn’t say anything about having her clothes completely off :p
(Source: fallingoncloudnine, via proudtobekatycats)
Who’d have known your stomach could double as a camera?
Two UK students, Josh Lake and Luke Evans, ate 35mm film and were able to process photos after the film, erm, came out!
(via shedriedhereyes)
(Source: some-disgraced-cosmonaut, via turnt3chgodh34d)
